Discussing the Idea of Murdering Each Other but It's Just a Joke and Definitely Not Serious Haha

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It's perfectly normal to discuss the possibility of how you would murder your friends with those friends and converse in great detail about how you would get away with said murder. We call this the Murder Your Friend Tag haha.
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aWebtoon reader
aWebtoon reader - 2 soat oldin
First AHWM 2
Now were gonna need Who Killed Crankgameplays
kronk hdnsjs
kronk hdnsjs - 3 soat oldin
The title is how I feel when I’m talking to my younger sister
Cid Mhm
Cid Mhm - 4 soat oldin
10:33 I'm sorry this cracked me up the first time
GippyHappy
GippyHappy - 6 soat oldin
If one video from this channel were to survive, I desperately wish it’d be this one. I love this video so much.
Stolid Parasite
Stolid Parasite - 8 soat oldin
This is dark but funny
Lps Angel_ Wolves
Lps Angel_ Wolves - 8 soat oldin
Darkiplier: *keeps trying to find the right time to kill ethan*
Ethan: *keeps looking over at him*
Synder_Sync
Synder_Sync - 11 soat oldin
You mean discussing/thinking about killing your friends ISN’T normal?

(insert Disclaimer Song here:
I made funny it is joke)
TRLaraCroft1991
TRLaraCroft1991 - 12 soat oldin
Damn Ethan more scary and torturous to his prize than mark is it like straight outta a horror film
CROW CXIX
CROW CXIX - 12 soat oldin
This could be the start of another Markiplier series an i think itd be hilarious.
"Hey wheres the liver?"
"Cops came so i quickly gave it to the dog"
"WHY DIDNT YOU JUST COOK IT!?"
"I dont like liver"
Both menacingly stare at each other
Silver Siren
Silver Siren - 21 soat oldin
You CAN get tape off your mouth without your hands. Build up a ton of spit (to loosen the adhesive) and use the back of your tongue (less taste buds) to push it off. There will be a ton of drool (of course) but at least you can make a lot of noise again.
xXAverage_ AshleeXx
xXAverage_ AshleeXx - 23 soat oldin
but how do they murder _each other_ if one of them was already _dead?_
Mr Mystic
Mr Mystic - Kun oldin
All that poor poor wasted watermelon
Brian Smith
Brian Smith - Kun oldin
Definitely as a joke and not serious at all, but let's say per say you were contemplating eating your friends brain like a watermelon you would get mad cow disease from consuming human prions.
Matt from Wii Sports
Matt from Wii Sports - Kun oldin
I'm seeing a lot of black, blue, and red in these videos...And Mark being weirdly angry at times...
fukkinnerd
fukkinnerd - Kun oldin
When you're done with the body, throw it to some pigs. Easy clean up with no trace
Adam Rountree
Adam Rountree - Kun oldin
why does the dummies pubes go all the way back or why so much ass hair?!?!


Edit: haha, both sides arethe front
Justice Steele
Justice Steele - Kun oldin
Okay Ethan actually scares me in this video though.
Aydo Chan
Aydo Chan - Kun oldin
9:49 dat scream tho
Sarah Cook
Sarah Cook - Kun oldin
why are you guys so edgy im freaken out
Sepia Smith
Sepia Smith - 2 kun oldin
Ethan's "my excitement sounds more like—" and just S C R E A M S JFHDGSGSGSG
Corrupted H20
Corrupted H20 - 2 kun oldin
Unus Annus
glubertube
glubertube - 2 kun oldin
this is like the largest darkiplier moment ever
jar of teeth
jar of teeth - 2 kun oldin
no one gonna talk about how there’s hair t h e r e
Uni-D
Uni-D - 2 kun oldin
Reminds me of dexter
Leon Scott Kennedy
Leon Scott Kennedy - 2 kun oldin
what the heck did i just watch???
Death Cat 13
Death Cat 13 - 2 kun oldin
12:02 marks eating the remains of testicles🤣
Aningaaq Petersen
Aningaaq Petersen - 2 kun oldin
now this is some voodoo shit
Gamer A.
Gamer A. - 2 kun oldin
I see someone's been watching forensic files😵🪓
Jackie Walker
Jackie Walker - 2 kun oldin
This kind of reminds me of the Basic Vlog by Cameron Domasky and Brandon Farris
Lust SINdrome
Lust SINdrome - 2 kun oldin
I love how ethan took a chunk out of the watermelon then ate it even tho it was supposed to be human guts
Coco Souvannakhamouane
Coco Souvannakhamouane - 3 kun oldin
Markiplier just remind me of the joker for now
JimDim
JimDim - 3 kun oldin
Mark sounds like he's doing a bit, Ethan sounds like he's seriously considered this
Kyanite14
Kyanite14 - 3 kun oldin
I think this is one of my favorite Unus Annus clips, their acting is AMAZING and it really sounds like they’re in pain
Betty Sullivan
Betty Sullivan - 3 kun oldin
2:17 Mark is basically Dexter.

And Ethan is The Skinner...
elijah lee
elijah lee - 3 kun oldin
ethan straight up being dexter, holy shit
smarty_ artsy0
smarty_ artsy0 - 3 kun oldin
I feel worried for Amy’s safety
Samantha Gillespie
Samantha Gillespie - 3 kun oldin
Please make a POV choose your own adventure video ofMark and Ethan kidnapping you.
Reece Cowley
Reece Cowley - 3 kun oldin
I knew they both wanted to kill each other
Nik.E.T
Nik.E.T - 3 kun oldin
Can someone please meme Mark at 1:40 -1:45
MonstersInsideMe
MonstersInsideMe - 3 kun oldin
This is the kinda shit me and my sister do...
Mochi
Mochi - 3 kun oldin
So are we not gonna talk about the reaction the cashier had when 2 men with like 10 watermelons walk up to the counter?
Cait
Cait - 3 kun oldin
mark and ethan coming up with unus annus's concept just so they could film this video and delete the evidence
Kaylee Choe
Kaylee Choe - 3 kun oldin
Ethan the cannibal and Mark the unforgiving
Kaylee Choe
Kaylee Choe - 3 kun oldin
How did I miss it?
nightmare muffin
nightmare muffin - 3 kun oldin
muffin
Phlixr
Phlixr - 3 kun oldin
Unus annus
Alysa Rice
Alysa Rice - 3 kun oldin
Why do I actually want to see one of them murder the other?
why creepy
why creepy - 3 kun oldin
F*** Samsung
Kim Jonsson
Kim Jonsson - 3 kun oldin
This is how I got a lot of my scars lol
WOOP-WOOP
WOOP-WOOP - 3 kun oldin
It's all fun and stuff until Ethan actually pulls out 2 knifes by the end of the other video
Cookies and Pets
Cookies and Pets - 3 kun oldin
You know, even with Ethan's 3 IQ score, I like his little story better.
Tired Triangle
Tired Triangle - 3 kun oldin
the vibes here r simply delicious
Dizzy D
Dizzy D - 3 kun oldin
give it maybe 4 more months... one of them is gonna be doing life for murdering the other, this video will be the primary evidence that the prosecution shows in court
Cassie Cote
Cassie Cote - 3 kun oldin
Mark has a murderer’s mindset, and Ethan has a psychopath’s mindset.
Logan Watts
Logan Watts - 3 kun oldin
Ethan: I am a kind god...
Diziz Danny
Diziz Danny - 3 kun oldin
Darkiplier moments: 0:28, 0:38, 1:12, 2:03, 3:10, 11:37, 12:12
Conner Holmes
Conner Holmes - 4 kun oldin
The way Ethan talks makes it seem like he's done this before or he really wants to and I don't know which is worse
Lazy Coffee Bean
Lazy Coffee Bean - 4 kun oldin
Basically this entire video is the phrase "for legal reasons that is a joke"
LookOutForNargles
LookOutForNargles - 4 kun oldin
Okay, but if they wanted to kill each other, all they’d have to do is get the other in an isolated place and slip them peanuts/alcohol.
mmochiss
mmochiss - 4 kun oldin
3:24 Did Mark just cum
Keyingisi